Burning witches

Every year on the 30th of April dark magic is strong and witches gain special powers. Unless you are careful, they can take you over and ruin your life for the year ahead.

In order to prevent this, it is very important to build a large bonfire in the evening, drink quite a lot and then burn any witches that you know at the stake. If you don't know or can't locate a witch on the night then it's also acceptable to burn them in effigy.

Of course all women are susceptible to “witchy ways”.

In order to prevent the “dark side” from taking control, women should jump over the ashes of the fire. This somehow cleanses them of these evil tendencies.

So anyway, that's what we did last night.


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